Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i think i have two assholes
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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