It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
