will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i think my cat just said my name.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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