have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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