I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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