cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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