This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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