He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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