I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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