bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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