but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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