Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I currently don't understand fingers.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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