In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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