office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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