is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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