I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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