i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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