That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
hell yes lets make some ravioli
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
