just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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