sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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