you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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