their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I've blown a few things in my day
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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