physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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