it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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