Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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