What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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