Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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