It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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