Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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