'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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