Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
How naked do you want me to be?
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