I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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