ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The feeling are messing with the penis
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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