I'm laying in your front yard are you home
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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