Apparently you make a good broom.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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