For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
