She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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