love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
