I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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