he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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