But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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