i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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