Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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