# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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