I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Found the puke drawer
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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