just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Can I color on your dick again?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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