You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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