It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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