I am puke
you win again, gameday.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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