If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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