i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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