windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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