out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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