just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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