today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
